Wednesday, August 15, 2007
Noah's Ark
So, i was reading LETTERS FROM THE EARTH by Mistah Clemens himself, when i came across the most compelling thing i have read in a very, very long time. It was around 5 pages of letters written by Clemens, pretending to be Satan, to the archangel Michael. The letter was explaining how absurd the humans were for believing that God cared about them the way they believe he does. There was one part, in particular, that caught my attention. And it was in reference to Noah's ark. Here goes: Noah had to collect 2 of every kind of species for his arc in order for all the animals to survive. Right? And we can all agree the word animals includes insects of all types-flies. Flies only live for 24 hours. Right? Noah was on the arc for 40 days and 40 nights. Right? Sooooo, what the hell? To break it down on the level that the illustrious Mr. Clemens did would take 50 pages for me as i cant write anywhere near his ability. So i have laid out the basic tenets for this little concept, which means i want you fuckers to throw some idears at me.
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awesome...who's clemens?
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He is Mark Twain, the king of American letters. His original name was Samuel Clemens, but when he began writing he took a pen name. The pen name is in regard to how old river boat captains would have words that represented measurements of depth of the water. Men would call out the words on boats to guide through the rivers. Mark Twain was one of the words of measurement they used. And as Mr. Clemens, like you, was a man of the river, he gave himself an apt name.
Yes, and one other thing I have wondered about Noah's Ark is about water animals. Was the flood that covered the entire earth salt water or fresh water? Either way, some type of water animals would have died, due to the the salt or the lack of.
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